THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

MermaidLyfe

j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

(via tightvaginas)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via tightvaginas)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

Lmfaooo

(via fake-mermaid)

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs

Yaaaassss

(Source: fake-mermaid, via im-paler)

softlyspeaksweetnothings:

I’m like, 99.999% sure I’m actually a mermaid.

(Source: to-thine-own-self-be-fake, via mermaids-and-anchors)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(Source: unlawfully, via moistbottom)

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via fake-mermaid)